Pet Peeves. Starting the List.

I don't want to dwell on the negative, frankly. But ranting about the Rolly bags was fun so I will continue.

On the train yesterday, I noticed I was constantly switching my eyes back and forth among three of my pet peeves. The first was, naturally, some Rolly bag and its owner. (He was an average dude. What was HE doing with a Rolly bag?)

But the other two will kick of my list of Peeves.

• Grown men riding scooters. I wonder if they feel their testosterone level dropping as they ride them? You're an adult with testicles! Find worthy transportation!
  
• Short Sleeve button down work shirts. Short sleeves are fine on bowling shirts and Polos, but Oxfords? Come on. LL Bean and Lands End (which has 18 -EIGHTEEN! - models of short sleeve oxford shirts) should be ashamed of themselves. If you have one, go home and burn it. Now. And don't admit to anyone that you ever owned one.